FuckHerRight.com reminds us that if you are a rambunctious type of person that gets around a lot when you’re fucking…you also have to make sure to furnish it right.
Swedish furniture is ugly as can be, but just like the Swedes know sex, they know how to build a table that will support a good hard fucking, so remember Ikea for your home and office furnishing needs.
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This post was written by admin on July 30, 2008
Well the first month of summer is drawing to a close so for any of you who are starting to feel the summertime blues…PinkandPerfect.com has a joke for you and hopefully some prudish chicks out there can learn that being a slut may one day save thier lives…but faking it too late will get you killed. So women..open your minds and your legs and be sluts right away before it’s too late.
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
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This post was written by admin on July 30, 2008
Formerly fat Subway spokesperson Jared used to claim that you could get fit by eating right at Subway…
FuckHerRight.com knows that if a chick really wants to get in shape and have fun doing so…this is the type of sandwich she wants, but I’m sure she can pick up one of these on the subway too.
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This post was written by admin on July 30, 2008
PinkandPerfect.com has chicks of every kind to suit every type of guy…even the crazy psycho chicks for the guys who are into that.
If you were to picture this dildo as a wicked looking knife or cleaver this slut’s expression would be appropriate to either one.
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This post was written by admin on July 30, 2008
